Monday Sep 24, 2012:
-A Man Was Busted Last Year For Faking Brain Damage So a Woman Would Change His Soiled Diaper . . . And He Was Just Busted For Doing It Again… MORE
-On Friday afternoon, 25-year-old David Villalobos was riding the monorail at the Bronx Zoo in New York. And he decided to JUMP OUT of the monorail, over a 16-foot fence, and into a 400-pound male Siberian tiger’s pen To Be “One With the Tiger” … MORE
Friday Sep 21, 2012:
-A Woman Who Yelled “I’m Jack Sparrow” as She Tried to Steal a Boat Gets Four Months in Prison… MORE
Thursday Sep 20, 2012:
-A Man is Suing Medieval Times In Southern California For Blinding Him During a Sword Fight… MORE
Wednesday Sep 19, 2012:
-After a Hit-and-Run, It’s Probably Best Not To Go On Facebook and Write, “I Hit a Car . . . LOL”… MORE
-A Farmhand in Florida is Busted For Having Sex With a Donkey . . . and Says Florida is “Backwards” For Banning It… MORE
Tuesday Sep 18, 2012:
-If You’re Going to Pee in a Park, at Least Wait Until the President is Done Speaking Nearby. MORE
Monday Sep 17, 2012:
-YES! After 41 years, Disney World is Finally Going To Start Serving Alcohol… MORE
Friday Sep 14, 2012:
-A Group of JFK Airport Employees are Busted For Stealing More than 100,000 Mini Bottles of Liquor. For at least the past year, they had a scam where they’d take unused liquor off flights at JFK and put it in garbage bags, rather than return it to a warehouse. They paid off three security guards to let them leave with those bags…. MORE
Thursday Sep 13, 2012:
-A Woman is Arrested For Flagging Down Drivers on the Way to Church and Offering to Strip For Them… MORE
Wednesday Sep 12, 2012:
-A Woman is Arrested For Ripping Off Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Prosthetic Leg and Beating Him With It, OUCH! This chick belongs in the Crazy Girlfriend Hall Of Fame! MORE
-On Saturday, a woman in North Carolina heard strange noises coming from her attic. When she checked it out, she found her EX-BOYFRIEND had broken into her house, and had been secretly living up there for two weeks. Even though she’d dumped him 12 years ago. He got away, and now the police are looking for him… MORE
Tuesday Sep 11, 2012:
-Remembering those who lost their lives on 9/11/01 and those who risked their lives during this tragic event.
Monday Sep 10, 2012:
-A new survey found the average person feels embarrassed four times a DAY! Here are the TOP 50 ways we embarrass ourselves… MORE
-A Woman Will Be in Court For Training Her Bird to Shout Nonstop Swear Words at Her Ex-Husband Next Door… MORE
Friday Sep 7, 2012:
-“Rolling Stone” polled their readers to come up with a list of The Best Vocal Performances in Rock History. Not surprisingly, QUEEN’S “Bohemian Rhapsody” was #1 . . . but somewhat surprisingly, it was followed by PINK FLOYD’S “The Great Gig in the Sky”. MORE
-A Drunk Woman is Arrested For Shoving a Puppy Down Her Pants… MORE
Thursday Sep 6, 2012:
-The Dallas Cowboys are the Most Valuable Team in the NFL, with an estimated worth of $2.1 billion. They’re followed by the Patriots, Redskins, Giants and Texans. The LEAST Valuable team in the league is the Jacksonville Jaguars, with an estimated worth of $770 million… MORE
Wednesday Sep 5, 2012:
-On Monday morning, two guys in Tennessee carjacked a guy but were thwarted . . . when they couldn’t drive stick. They got out and started running, but the cops quickly caught them… MORE
Tuesday Sep 4, 2012:
-Last week, a 53-year-old woman in New Hampshire was arrested four times in 26 hours. Three times it was for BLASTING HER MUSIC . . . AC/DC’s “Highway To Hell” in at least one of the cases. And the fourth time it was for throwing a frying pan at her nephew. After looking at the 4 mugshots… Her 4th “frying pan arrest” seemed to make her happy. MORE
Monday Sep 3, 2012:
-HAPPY LABOR DAY!
Friday Aug 31, 2012:
-This weekend is the 38th annual Wisconsin State Cow Chip Throw. That’s a huge contest where people compete to see who can throw dried cow feces the farthest. But there’s a problem. Because of the drought, the cows have been staying close to their barns, not out in the fields, so their poop hasn’t been drying in the sun. And the contest only has enough ‘cow chips’ for about two-thirds of the participants… MORE
-Not all yacht clubs are fancy places. Some are like THIS yacht club. Earlier this week, a group of seven middle-aged men and women got into a, quote, “knock-down brawl” at their yacht club in Ohio, during a drunken argument over a port-a-potty. All seven of them are in their 40s and 50s, and all of them were arrested… MORE
Thursday Aug 30, 2012:
-A Man Tries to Surprise His Girlfriend By Shipping Himself to Her House in a Box . . . and Almost Dies From Suffocation… MORE
-The people behind the “Guinness Book of World Records” just picked a GREAT strategy to launch their book. They staged a photo NO ONE can resist. I promise, this story is really short… MORE
Wednesday Aug 29, 2012:
-BIGFOOT IS DEAD, I REPEAT, BIGFOOT IS DEAD! On Sunday night, a 44-year-old man in Montana dressed up as BIGFOOT to try to create a sighting rumor. Unfortunately, when he went onto the highway, he was hit by TWO CARS and killed. Police aren’t sure yet whether alcohol was a factor… MORE
-A Woman Tries to Shoot a Skunk and Accidentally Shoots Her Husband. You know, that really stinks… MORE
Tuesday Aug 28, 2012:
-Will Someone Pay $16,000 For A Pair of Elvis Presley’s Dirty Underwear? INFO
Monday Aug 27, 2012:
-Earlier this month, a 39-year-old was arrested for shoplifting some extremely hot peppers from a grocery store in England. And he might’ve gotten away with it . . . if he hadn’t tried to eat one. He took a bite and immediately started VOMITING, which drew the store’s attention. When the cops arrested him they also found a stolen clarinet on him . . . and some crack and heroin… MORE
Friday Aug 24, 2012:
-Early Wednesday morning, three teenagers in Houston tried to pull off a “Mission: Impossible” style burglary at a mall. And it ALMOST worked. They cut a hole in the ceiling, lowered themselves down, stole 16 pairs of $175 Air Jordans, then pulled themselves back onto the roof. But by that time a security guard spotted them, and called the cops. Two were arrested, and one ran away… MORE
Thursday Aug 23, 2012:
-On Monday, a 24-year-old woman and 27-year-old man in San Antonio were arrested for allegedly shoplifting from a Family Dollar store. And as the cops were separating them at the station, the man PROPOSED to the woman. And she said YES. They were both promptly charged with armed robbery… MORE
Wednesday Aug 22, 2012:
-On Monday, two people spotted a man and woman fighting in the street in New Jersey. They thought the man was robbing the woman, so they held him down while the woman ran away. But . . . when the cops got there, they found out the MAN was actually the victim and the woman was robbing HIM. They’re still searching for the woman… MORE
Tuesday Aug 21, 2012:
-On Friday night, a 21-year-old in Indiana was hospitalized with a blood-alcohol level in the potentially LETHAL range. He’d also soiled his pants, so some generous nurses put him in a hospital gown. While doctors dealt with other patients, the man wandered out . . . with his gown flopping open in the back. He was arrested for indecent exposure… MORE
Monday Aug 20, 2012:
-Your toilet could explode! About 2.3 million TOILETS in the U.S. have been RECALLED, because a flaw in their flushing system makes them RANDOMLY EXPLODE. So far, at least 304 toilets have blown, and the rest are at risk. If you have a toilet made between 1997 and 2008, you might want to shut off the water and call 800-303-5123 to see if you need a repair kit… MORE
-A Kentucky rancher is feeding candy to his cows during the drought… I bet these cows are producing the best chocolate milk ever! MORE
Friday Aug 17, 2012:
-And I thought the lady hiding in my pantry was creepy… There really are perverts EVERYWHERE. On Wednesday, police in New Hampshire arrested a man who’d been hiding under a woman’s mobile home for two days, spying on her through a hole he’d cut in her bathroom floor. The cops found that he’d been filming her from down there . . . and now he’s facing several charges… MORE
Thursday Aug 16, 2012:
-Behold the power of KARMA. In 2010, a 58-year-old abusive husband in New York hit his wife in the head with a can of peas because she didn’t pay for cable TV. It caused bleeding in her brain and killed her. He pleaded guilty to criminally negligent homicide, and was about to get off with five years of probation . . . until karma made him choke on a piece of chicken a few weeks ago, and KILLED HIM. MORE
Wednesday Aug 15, 2012:
-Police Arrest a Man Who Claims He’s Kurt Cobain, and Sort of Looks Like Him . . . But He’s Really Just a Drunk Denny’s Employee… MORE
Tuesday Aug 14, 2012:
-The internet IS RUINING the English language! F-BOMB and SEXTING are among the latest words to be added to the Merriam-Webster “Collegiate Dictionary”… MORE
-A Woman Steals a 42-Inch TV By Hiding It Under Her Skirt and Squeezing It Between Her Thighs… MORE
Monday Aug 13, 2012:
-Last Thursday night, a 27-year-old in Oregon left a bar and was too drunk to drive . . . so he decided to take a nap in a DUMPSTER. But while he slept, the garbage truck came and picked up the dumpster. It emptied the contents into its container, including the man . . . then COMPACTED the trash, TWICE. Somehow the man only suffered minor injuries. MORE
-On Saturday morning, a 31-year-old woman and a 36-year-old man in Pennsylvania were set to be married. But on Friday night, no one could get in touch with them. Because it turned out they had an argument . . . and the woman ended up STABBING and KILLING her future husband. She’s facing a charge of criminal homicide, and said in court, quote, “I did not kill him on purpose.”… MORE
Friday Aug 10, 2012:
-A new survey tried to figure out which restaurants Americans are MOST ADDICTED TO, and there are three clear winners: Cracker Barrel, Cheesecake Factory, and In-N-Out Burger… MORE
-On Saturday, a man in Texas robbed a liquor store disguised as a woman. It wasn’t a convincing costume, but he COMMITTED to it . . . he wore a wig, a dress, women’s sunglasses, and even used one of those little women’s revolvers instead of a larger man’s gun. He got away with an undisclosed amount . . . police are still looking for him… MORE
Thursday Aug 9, 2012:
-An Olympic Gold Medal Winner Admits He’s Most Excited About How It’s Going To Help Him Get Women… MORE
Wednesday Aug 8, 2012:
-SMILE, You’re on “You Just Got Robbed!” HAHA Two Muggers Claim They Were Just Filming a Reality TV Show Called “You Just Got Robbed”. The two muggers are appearing on “You just went to jail!”… MORE
-”OMG” First Appeared in 1917 . . . in a Letter to Winston Churchill… MORE
Tuesday Aug 7, 2012:
-A Woman Leads Cops on a High-Speed Chase . . . Because She was Topless and Heading to Surprise Her Boyfriend… MORE
Monday Aug 6, 2012:
-If you’re going BALD, instead of trying to hide it with a comb-over or hair plugs . . . just shave it all off. Three studies out of the University of Pennsylvania found men with shaved heads are perceived as taller, stronger, more dominant, influential, and masculine than men with hair. The theory is that shaved heads are associated with some of America’s manliest jobs, like sports and the military… MORE
-3 Health benefits to listening to your favorite song… MORE
-A High School Teacher Wanted to Get Out of Work . . . So He Lied About Killing a Small Girl in a Car Accident? What a WACKO! MORE
Friday Aug 3, 2012:
-Do Olympic swimmers pee in the pool? Why yes they do… MORE
-Facebook Says 83 Million Profiles are Fake. That means 8.7% of Facebook’s 955 million users are fake….. MORE
-Look, if you date a chick who’s crazy enough to own her own STRIPPER POLE, you can’t be TOO surprised when she’s crazy enough to beat you with it. On Sunday night, a 21-year-old woman freaked out on her boyfriend and hit him with her PINK, STEEL STRIPPER POLE. There’s no word on what caused the fight . . . but she was arrested for assault with bodily injury… MORE
Thursday Aug 2, 2012:
-DOH! A Man Heroically Takes the Wheel When a Driver Passes Out . . . But Accidentally Steers the Car Into a Lake… MORE
Wednesday Aug 1, 2012:
-2% of People Say the Biggest Romantic Gesture is . . . Taking Out the Garbage Without Being Asked… MORE
Tuesday Jul 31, 2012:
-According to a new study from the University of California, Berkeley, the best thing a woman can do when car shopping is . . . make the salesman believe she finds him sexually attractive. Shocker. Women who flirted with a car salesman got quoted prices almost 20% lower than men, or women who didn’t flirt. MORE
Monday Jul 30, 2012:
-A Florida Gator Bites Off a Man’s Hand . . . And He’s Arrested For Unlawful Feeding… MORE
-A Man Can’t Bust Into a Pet Store’s Cash Register . . . So He Shoves a Puppy Down His Pants. The puppy is a one-and-a-half pound cream-colored Pomeranian. MORE
Friday Jul 27, 2012:
-Want to know what it sounds like when a Dollar General Store robber gets hit in the skull with an aluminum baseball bat? MORE Hear the “PING” DollarStorePING911 (edited)
Thursday Jul 26, 2012:
-A Family of Bears Destroys a House In . . . Bearsville, New York. MORE
Wednesday Jul 25, 2012:
-Would you punch your boss in the face if you knew you wouldn’t get in trouble at work or by the law? 32% of American Men say ABSOLUTELY! MORE
-From the CREEPY COP FILE… MORE
Tuesday Jul 24, 2012:
-The London Olympics Website Now Has the Athletes’ Official Badge Photos . . . And Michael Phelps’ Photo is Clearly the Worst! We love you Michael but this pic looks like a DUI mugshot after a weekend bender with Nick Nolte! www.london2012.com/athletes
-Sally Ride, first American Woman in space, dies at the age of 61… MORE
-A Man Took Propecia For Nine Months . . . And Says It Turned Him Into a Woman? MORE
Monday Jul 23, 2012:
-A Wife Stabs Her Husband Over Posts On His Facebook Page . . . PCP May Have Been a Factor. MORE
Friday Jul20, 2012:
-NEVER call 911 to complain about a previous mugshot… they WILL give you another opportunity to take it again… MORE
Thursday Jul 19, 2012:
-Can you believe men text more than women? MORE
-Shocking survey! Can you believe a teenager would deny they knew their father? LOL MORE
Wednesday Jul 18, 2012:
-Real names of celebrities… MORE
Tuesday Jul 17, 2012:
-A Guy’s Plan to Cash a Fake Check is Foiled . . . When He and His Victim Go to the Bank at the Same Time. You know, catching an idiot doesn’t get any easier than this! MORE
Monday Jul 16th, 2012;
-DO NOT go camping with Jennifer Marie Sharp… She’ll set your tent on fire and throw everything at you! MORE
-DO NOT fall for this guy’s toe sucking story… MORE
Friday Jul 13, 2012:
-It’s FRIDAY THE 13th!
-There’s at least ONE open seat at the “American Idol” judges’ table.
–Yesterday, STEVEN TYLER announced that he was quitting “Idol” to focus on AEROSMITH. He released this Steven-esque statement: Quote, “After some long, hard thoughts, I’ve decided it’s time for me to let go of my mistress ‘American Idol’ before she boils my rabbit. “I strayed from my first love, Aerosmith, and I’m back . . . but instead of begging on my hands and knees, I got two fists in the air and I’m kicking the door open with my band. The next few years are going to be dedicated to kicking some serious ass.
Thursday Jul 12, 2012:
-A Starbucks is Opening Up Inside a Funeral Home in South Carolina… MORE
Wednesday Jul 11, 2012:
-A Man Walks Into a Walmart and Demands Bullets at Gunpoint . . . Which Kinda Tips Off the Employees That His Gun’s Not Loaded… This guy also gets his rights confused… MORE
Tuesday Jul 10, 2012:
-A Robbery is Foiled When a Man Gets Trapped in Some Window Blinds… WOuld this be considered the blind leading the blind? This story makes me so happy! MORE
Monday Jul 9, 2012:
-Happy Monday
Friday Jul 6, 2012:
-Wow, this deadbeat dad fell for the ol’ ”wanna be in a Jennifer Anniston movie” trick. Now he has to pay! MORE
-Woman is arrested for thumping her Pastor in the head with her Bible… MORE
Thursday Jul 5, 2012:
-Breaking News: The Government Has Announced Mermaids Don’t Exist! MORE
-A Drunk Guy Rolls Onto His Phone in His Sleep and Dials 911 . . . Which Leads To Him Being Busted For Drugs MORE
Wednesday Jul 4, 2012:
-HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!
Tuesday Jul 3, 2012:
-If it stays this hot, expect to see a lot more people committing crimes like THIS. Last week, a 54-year-old in Florida called a repairman to fix his broken air conditioner. The unit was badly damaged, and when the repairman explained that, the guy pulled a GUN, and said the repairman couldn’t leave until it was fixed. The repairman managed to call 911 . . . and the man was arrested MORE
Monday Jul 2, 2012:
-The Number of Men Buying Women’s Beauty Products For Themselves Has Gone Up 76% In Two Years MORE
Friday Jun 29, 2012:
-A man hires a hitman to kill his wife, then hires a hitman to kill the hitman who killed his wife… the police kills the man’s plan to hire a hitman to kill the hitman who killed his wife… MORE
Thursday Jun 28, 2012:
-Garlic thieves in Spain TRIED to get away with 9.5 tons of garlic… TRIED is the key word … SNIFF HERE
-When it comes to athletes who give women the PELVIC WIGGLES, DAVID BECKHAM still rules.
–Here’s the Top 10, along with the percentage of married women who’d nail them. It totals more than 100%, because women were asked to pick their TOP THREE.
#1.) David Beckham, 43.1%
#2.) Tim Tebow, 19.6%
#3.) Tom Brady, 17.9%
#4.) Derek Jeter, 16.5 %
#5.) Alex Rodriguez, 13.2%
#6.) Cristiano Ronaldo, 11%
#7.) Michael Phelps, 10.5%
#8.) Peyton Manning, 9.6%
#9.) Aaron Rodgers, 9.5%
#10.) Surfer Kelly Slater, 9.2%
Wednesday Jun 27, 2012:
-A Burglar Asks for Prison Instead of Probation . . . Because He Just Can’t Wake Up For His 10:00 A.M. Probation Appointments… MORE
Tuesday Jun 26, 2012:
-Apparently, McDonald’s fries are a deadly weapon! MORE
-Uhgg Uhgg Uhggg what do ya know, Popeye The Sailor Man was right! Spinach is GOOD for building strong muscles! MORE
Monday Jun 25, 2012:
-”Rolling Stone” recently polled their readers to come up with a list of The Top 10 Hair Metal Songs of All Time. They released the results this weekend. –All the songs were released during the Hair Metal Heyday of 1982 to 1990 . . . which isn’t surprising . . . and DEF LEPPARD, GUNS N’ ROSES and MOTLEY CRUE had multiple songs make the Top 10.
Here’s the list:
1.) “Pour Some Sugar on Me”, Def Leppard (1988)
2.) “Photograph”, Def Leppard (1983)
3.) “Paradise City”, Guns N’ Roses (1988)
4.) “Welcome to the Jungle”, Guns N’ Roses (1987)
5.) “Home Sweet Home”, Motley Crue (1985)
6.) “Cherry Pie”, Warrant (1990)
7.) “Girls Girls Girls”, Motley Crue (1987)
8.) “Nothin’ But a Good Time”, Poison (1988)
9.) “Here I Go Again”, Whitesnake (1982)
10.) “Sweet Child O’ Mine”, Guns N’ Roses (1988)
-DON’tT LAUGH! A woman gets super glued to a toilet seat at Wal-Mart in Monticello Kentucky… MORE
-So 2 women who were serving samples at Wal-Mart get into qa brawl over a cutting board… MORE
Friday Jun 22, 2012:
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Thursday Jun 21, 2012:
-Hmmm was it the GPS or the vodka? Woman crashes into a golf course sand trap… MORE
Wednesday Jun 20, 2012:
-The king of perverts strikes a hotel in Florida, gets caught and has the greatest excuse ever! … MORE
Tuesday Jun 19, 2012:
-Another good ol’ fashioned sausage beating! On Sunday morning, 22-year-old Michael Baker of Holbrook, Massachusetts attacked and robbed a man on a bike. His weapon of choice? SAUSAGES MORE
-Four Gross Things You Don’t Realize You’ve Been Eating
If all the reports about “pink slime” in your hamburger meat freaked you out, prepare to be freaked out even MORE. Here’s a list from “Reader’s Digest” of four OTHER gross ingredients you don’t realize you’ve been eating.
… #1.) Human Hair. Well, maybe: An amino acid called “L-Cysteine” is used in some types of bread and bagels. It’s DERIVED from hair, but at this point, it’s usually not HUMAN hair.
#2.) Bugs. The FDA allows the occasional bug fragment or rat hair in your food. So pretty much everything you eat has at least SOME bugs in it. –But there’s also “confectioner’s glaze,” which is used to make certain types of food shiny, like hard candy. It’s made from little beetle-looking bugs called “Lacs”. –Then there’s something called “carmine,” which is used as a red food coloring in candy and fruit juice. It’s made from the shells of desert beetles.
#3.) Beaver Glands. The kind you’d find near the EXIT of the animal, not the entrance . . . if you know what I mean. (–Yes, the anal glands.) –They’re usually just lumped in with “Natural Flavorings” on the ingredient label, so you have no idea. But they’re used as strawberry, raspberry, and vanilla flavoring in some types of candy, gum, and pudding.
#4.) Wood Pulp. “Powdered cellulose” is used to make some types of low-fat ice cream taste creamier. And it’s also used in some types of shredded cheese to keep it from clumping up in the bag
Monday Jun 18, 2012:
-An 80-Year-Old Woman is Tased for Trying to Attack the Cops . . . Naked! Uhm… this is one time I’m glad pictures AREN’T available from the scene! MORE
Friday Jun 15, 2012:
-A 51-Year-Old Woman Texts a Friend to Make a Bomb Threat to Get Her Out of Jury Duty . . . and the Plan Backfires Badly… MORE
Thursday Jun 14, 2012:
-Here’s an idea we should steal from the Brits! It’s a food delivery service that helps you fool your guests into thinking you cooked a great meal yourself. They’ll deliver your food with dirty pots and pans that you can return the next day! MORE
Wednesday Jun 13, 2012:
-You know, it’s a good thing this guy has such a respect for living things… He’s willing to injure people to prove it! MORE
-A fancy wedding party in England goes bad, complete with flying lobsters… MORE
Tuesday Jun 12, 2012:
-A Hitchhiker Was Shot in a Random Drive-By . . . While Writing a Memoir Called “The Kindness of America”… Is it wrong of me to think this is ‘kind of’ funny in an ironic sort of way?? MORE
Monday Jun 11, 2012:
-A woman lies big time on her tax return, gets a 2.1 million dollar refund, then gets caught in a really greedy dumb stupid moronic way (She should have spent some money on a much needed makeover)… MORE
- A Shrimp Fisherman Caught a Prosthetic Leg . . . Almost Two Weeks After a Guy Lost It Swimming … MORE
Friday Jun 8, 2012:
-Never post on Facebook “I think I get away with it” while you’re in court… you just might be convicted… MORE
-A Hot Air Balloon Proposal Goes Horribly Wrong, When the Pilot Flies Into Power Lines and Electrocutes Himself MORE
Thursday Jun 6, 2012:
-Thief robs a man in a chicken suit outside of a Boston Market in Manchester Connecticut… MORE
Wednesday Jun 6, 2012:
-Bruce Springsteen Has Topped a Survey Asking “Who Should Write a New National Anthem?” “Vanity Fair” and “60 Minutes” recently collaborated on a new survey, which . . . among other things . . . asked: “Who Should Write a New National Anthem?” RUCE SPRINGSTEEN came out on top, with 22% of the vote.
Tuesday Jun 5, 2012:
-Taco Bell’s Doritos Tacos Might Be the Quickest Selling Fast Food Item of All Time! It took Taco Bell 10 weeks to sell 100 million, but it took McDonald’s 18 years to sell 100 million hamburgers. MORE
-Monday Jun 4, 2012:
-Axl Rose has banned fans from wearing Slash t-shirts… MORE
Friday Jun 1, 2012:
-According to a new documentary, US Government Forces tortured prisoners at Guantanamo Bay with a list of songs that included heavy metal, Britney Spears and Sesame Street… Here’s the list… MORE
Thursday May 31, 2012:
-On Sunday, a 35-year-old aspiring singer in Brazil came up with a publicity stunt . . . he painted himself GREEN and walked around like the Incredible Hulk. But he accidentally bought INDUSTRIAL PAINT, so it wouldn’t wash off, even after more than 20 showers. It finally started fading the next day . . . and he’s thinking of suing the store that sold it to him. MORE
-In case you’ve ever wondered where the worst dressed people live, here ya go… I will tell you up front that Anchorage, Alaska was number 1. I mean who can look cool wearing 16 layers of clothing?? … MORE
Wednesday May30, 2012:
-FRANKENSTEIN FOOD EXPERIMENTS continue… Taco Bell is testing a new breakfast drink in some locations… it’s a mix of Mountain Dew and Orange Juice, appropriately called “DEW A.M.” It’s loaded in sugar, which is a good thing for many customers because now you’ll have enough energy for a long day of sitting on the toilet.
-Police in South Dakota are searching for Mrs. Doubtfire… MORE
-She thinks his prescription’s sexy. Man gets pulled over for DUI on a tractor. He was headed to Walgreens… MORE
Tuesday May 29, 2012:
-Don’t leave your home in Miami if you have a delicious face! A NAKED man was shot and killed for assaulting a homeless guy and eating his face… MORE
Monday May 28, 2012:
-Memorial Day – Thank you to all past and present servicemembers. Heartfelt gratitude to those who made the ultimate sacrifice. You are NOT FORGOTTEN!
Friday May 25, 2012:
-So, a guy changed his name to Led Zeppelin II, and he died… MORE
Thursday May 24, 2012:
-This really ticks me off… A Man Tries to Hand a Few Bucks to a Homeless Guy, Accidentally Drops $1 on the Ground . . . and is Ticketed for Littering. MORE
-Little boy inspires Marvel Comics to create a special super-hero! This is pretty sweet! MORE
Wednesday May 23, 2012:
-The Best Beards in Rock . . . According to “Rolling Stone” Readers:… MORE
-A Guy Was Stranded in the Desert For 12 Days . . . So He Built a Motorcycle Out of His Broken Down Car? MORE
-So a drunk guy, a zebra and a parrot walk into a bar: Drunk man takes zebra and parrot for a spin in his pick-up truck, Just a normal night in Iowa… MORE
Tuesday May 22, 2012:
-A guy jumps out of a moving truck to avoid a fight with his girlfriend. Dude, at least make the jump worth it… like when a Justin Bieber song comes on the radio… MORE
Monday May 21, 2012:
-Robin Gibb of the Bee Gees dead at the age of 62 ;-( MORE
Friday May 18, 2012:
-UPDATED: Van Halen has postponed/cancelled the second half of their 2012 tour. They had 31 shows booked between then and September 25th, and all of them have been postponed. There are no make-up dates yet. Apparently, they WILL go through with the 14 shows they have between now and the end of June. MORE
Thursday, May 17, 2012:
-Coffee was bad for you, then it was good for you, bad again… NOW research once again proves coffee delays death… MORE
-Does this BLOG make my butt look to big? Do men really tell the truth when asked “Does this make my butt look big?” MORE
Wednesday May 16, 2012:
-I wanted jewelry for Mother’s Day!! STAB STAB STAB… MORE
-Here’s why women worry about their purses all the time… (and I feel guilty for spending 25 bucks on a wallet)… MORE
Tuesday May 15, 2012:
-”Tanning Mom” wants to do Playboy… Playboy says hell no! MORE
-DUMBEST criminals of the day! Thanks to facebook, one was caught… MORE
Monday May 14, 2012:
-Can you believe the government wastes our money?? I know, I know… SHOCKER! Well, Back in 2010, the Pentagon felt like it was doing too many studies . . . so they commissioned a STUDY on whether they were doing too many studies. That’s ridiculous, but it gets worse. The Government Accountability Office just ran a study on THAT study to figure out if there were too many studies. There’s no word on how much all these studies cost. MORE
Friday May 11, 2012:
-According to a staffing company… they polled 1300 employers to get the most ridicolous excuses from employees who quit their jobs… Here are 5 of my favorites!
#1.) A woman quit because her boss lost the dog she gave him.
#2.) A guy quit because he wanted to go watch a movie with his girlfriend during the day.
#3.) One employee said he was joining the circus.
#4.) Another guy quit because he said he just couldn’t get up in the morning.
#5.) One guy quit because he said he was making too much money, and didn’t feel like he was worth it. REALLY?? That’s so dumb!
And if those weren’t entertaining enough… Here’s the complete list… MORE
Thursday May 10, 2012:
-Wisconsin woman runs over husband with her car because he wouldn’t let her leave the driveway to go vote in a recall election. The DA is determining whether or not she should be charged with any crimes LOL MORE
-Wow! Here’s a weird study! Being around creepy people actually makes you colder! Is that why I need a jacket when I go to Wal-mart late at night?? MORE
-This is a pretty cool story! Marine father comes home to surprise his family and 6-year-old son who has cerebral palsy. Well, the surprise is on the father! His son WALKS to him for the very first time. Doctors had previously told the family their son would never really be able to do much in life… Here’s the story - MORE
Wednesday May 9, 2012:
-Nomophobia is the feeling of anxiety you get when you’re away from your cell phone. And according to a new study, it’s now the most common fear IN THE WORLD. 66% of people worldwide suffer from some amount of nomophobia. MORE
-Is it possible for a REALLY DUMB guy to have FOUR kids? Drunk father straps his 4 children to the hood of the car for a trip to the liquor store… MORE
Tuesday May 8, 2012:
-A Man Robs a Bank . . . But Accidentally Leaves the Bag of Cash Behind! I mean seriously, how UNfocused does one have to be to forget the only thing you went in for?? That’s like going in to a paint store and forgetting the paint on the way out! MORE
-A Man Storms Out After a Fight Over His Wife’s Cooking . . . and Nearly Starves to Death After Getting Lost in a Forest for 30 Days… MORE
Monday May 7, 2012:
-Engineers Have Finally Figured Out How to Walk With a Coffee Mug Without Spilling… MORE
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Friday May 4, 2012:
-Four Grooming Habits That Turn Men Off MORE
-What Disgusting Habit Do We Hate the Most . . . Bad Gas, Spitting, Swearing, or Burping? MORE
Thursday May 3, 2012:
-High school student asks Tim Tebow to prom but gets no response, so she takes a cardboard cut-out instead… MORE
Wednesday May 2, 2012:
-A 76-Year-Old Man Strangles His 82-Year-Old Wife to Death . . . Over Nagging MORE
Tuesday May 1, 2012:
-Do you think you’re ugly? There’s an app for that! MORE
-World’s worst sports interview with David Freese! VIDEO
Monday Apr 30, 2012:
-A Dentist Removed All Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Teeth After He Dumped Her For Another Woman MORE
-Scientists Confirm That Dogs are Gullible and Cats are Manipulative MORE
Friday Apr 27, 2012:
-Do you double dip your chip? MORE
Thursday Apr26, 2012:
-GE Filed a 19-Foot-High Tax Return . . . and Paid No Taxes on $14 Billion in Profits! MORE
-Instant JUSTICE for idiots with road rage! Hahahahahahaha MORE
Wednesday Apr 25, 2012:
-The woman who got fired after she donated a kidney to save her boss’ life, wants her kidney back! MORE
-SHOOTOUT: Grandma 1 – Robbers 0 … MORE
Tuesday Apr 24, 2012:
-A Woman Donates a Kidney to Save Her Boss’s Life . . . Then Gets Fired. This woman sounds like an ungrateful old bag… MORE
-Mn shoots his girlfriend in a hunting accident… he thought she was a hog! MORE
Monday Apr 23, 2012:
-A New Study Finally Figured Out the Real Cause of Brain Freeze… MORE
-You are worth over $800,000 dead… MORE
Friday Apr 20, 2012:
-A Man Calls 911 to Report . . . Criminally High Gas Prices MORE
Thursday Apr 19, 2012:
-Michael Baker, of Jenkins, Kentucky arrested for siphoning gas out of a police car. How was he caught, you ask? He posted a pic on facebook! MORE
Wednesday Apr 18, 2012:
-Almost Three-Quarters of Single People Would Give Up a Good Job for a Relationship… MORE
-City in Texas helps sick kid’s wish come true, to be Batman for a day… MORE
-Brazilian prisoner escapes dressed as a woman… MORE
Tuesday Apr 17, 2012:
-If you get kicked out of a NFL game for being drunk, disorderly conduct, etc. you will now have to take an online anger management course before returning to a game… MORE
-And here’s what happens when cousins get it on! MORE
Monday Apr 16, 2012:
Did you miss the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony?
-Guns N’ Roses Doesn’t Mention Axl, But Chris Rock Does:
–No one from Guns mentioned Axl directly, but Duff did say, quote, “I don’t know that it matters who’s here tonight, because it’s about the music that these bands played.”
–But comedian CHRIS ROCK, who was there to induct the RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, took a shot at Axl, and his chronic lateness. He joked, quote, “A lot of people are upset that Axl didn’t come tonight. But let’s face it . . .”Even if he was coming, he wouldn’t be here by now. Where the [eff] is Axl?”
Friday Apr 13, 2012:
-People are Rubbing Yeast Infection Cream On Their Heads to Make Their Hair Grow? MORE
Thursday Apr 12, 2012:
-Axl Rose tells the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame “NO” in respect to the induction ceremony this weekend… MORE
-A beer foam dispenser! HELL YEAH! MORE
Wednesday Apr 11, 2012:
-A Man in Tennessee Commits 10 Felonies in Nine Hours MORE
Tuesday Apr 10, 2012:
-Women Show the Most Leg at Age 23, Then Start Showing It Again at 40 MORE
-Drunk man beats up handicapped man over Playboy magazine, deputies say. MORE
Monday Apr 9, 2012:
-Gravy-wrestling model suffers horrific facial injuries after being hit with monkey wrench when she interrupted a friend having sex. MORE
-One Day Into the Baseball Season, a Poll Finds 0% of Cubs Fans Think the Team Will Make the Playoffs MORE
Friday Apr 6, 2012:
-Want people to pay attention to you? Here’s what makes us tick… MORE
-Pantsless drunk woman arrested after failed cop fantasy.. MORE
Thursday Apr 5, 2012:
-Meth for man-sex and a stay at a jail with your name on it! This is funny, I don’t care who you are! MORE
-Man’s best friend can now join the Dog Scouts of America! WOOF!
-Woman create the most travel expenses… MORE
This guy, who looks like a fat Kenny G, was arrested for being naked on opposite day… MORE
Wednesday Apr 4, 2012:
-Dog eats Masters tickets, owner makes dog vomit, piecses tickets back together… problem averted! MORE
-There are bugs in everything we eat, including chocolate candy bars! MORE
-So, you got a bad burger at a fast food joint, do you: A) Call the fast food restaurant to complain? B) Blog about it? or C) Call 911 asking the cops for a refund? MORE
Tuesday Apr 3, 2012:
-Fixing a “do-it-yourself” project could cost you $266 if you screw it up! MORE
-Mmmm LOVE that sprayed on bacon smell at Burger King? They are revamping their entire menu to copy McDonalds. MORE
-Bartender gets pinky bitten off after interrupting 4 am bar sex… MORE
Monday Apr 2, 2012:
-Is that the alcohol making you feel sexy? Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder… MORE
Friday Mar 30, 2012:
-Would you be more embarrassed to get caught shoplifting or littering? MORE
Thursday Mar 29, 2012:
-What a witch! Woman gives homeless guy a winning scratch-off, now she wants it back! MORE
Wednesday Mar 28, 2012:
-Here’s a great place to start a fight… MORE
-These videos are just pretty damn funny! Bad Lip Reading… MORE
-Are you really sick on your sick days? MORE
-Now you can hide alcohol in your pants! MORE
Tuesday Mar 27, 2012:
-Now kids, eat all your popcorn! MORE
-Chop off your foot, stay unemployed, problem solved?? MORE
Monday Mar 26, 2012:
-Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be … CAR SALESMEN… MORE
-Over Half of Married Women Would Rather Have Their Husband Cook Dinner Than Have Sex MORE
-Butt-Dial EPIC FAIL … MORE
Friday Mar 23, 2012:
-The average person has $5,600 worth of junk, time to sell it on Craigslist… MORE
-Hmmmm… Would anyone actually buy this?? it’s a facebook poker… MORE
-I hate people sometimes… This poor dog was drunk, over 4 times the legal limit for humans… MORE
Thursday Mar 22, 2012:
-If your wife isn’t in the mood, let this be a warning… MORE
-If you claim to be crazy and wear reindeer socks, you could get out of jury duty… but there’s a catch! MORE
Wednesday Mar 21, 2012:
-The 8 easiest jobs in the world… including eating chocolate and sleeping! MORE
-It’s official… Manning is a Bronco, Tebow is a? MORE
Tuesday Mar 20, 2012:
-According to a survey, one in six would never leave a note if they hit a parked car… MORE
-Good ol’ fashioned Applebees karaoke brawl… MORE
Monday Mar 19, 2012:
-Have you given up your “healthy” new year’s resolution? 59% of men have according to a British MilitaryFitness survey… MORE
-Sure… do whatever you want, run naked through the streets, banging on cars, touching yourself, causing disturbances in traffic… It’s ok! – just claim you’re dehydrated and malnurished. I knew this guy was a nut job! MORE
-Cop sex broadcasting LIVE on a Memphis police scanner near you… MORE
Friday Mar 16, 2012:
-What would men do if they could inhabit a woman’s body for one day? MORE
Thursday Mar 15, 2012:
-C’Mon! A pat down is probably the most excitement an old person gets all year! MORE
-What do you want? Well, theres a company tracking your facebook posts to find out. By the way, the top three things are: Ice cream, Pizza and Cars… MORE
Wednesday Mar 14, 2012:
-The Guy Survey: Would you rather lose a limb or a “family jewel”? Here are other hypothetical questions from Glamour magazine… MORE
-Student forced to pee in a bucket after teacher refuses bathroom break… MORE
Tuesday Mar 13, 2012:
-Homeless people could be a wireless hotspot in your city… MORE
Monday Mar 12, 2012:
-Did you spring forward Sunday morning? Here are three reasons why Daylight Saving Time is horrible…
#1.) More traffic accidents and workplace injuries. The Monday after “spring forward,” there’s a significant increase in accidents, both on the road and at work. That’s a direct result of everyone trying to function on less sleep. (PubMed)
#2.) More heart attacks. There’s an increased heart attack risk today of about 10% . . . throwing off your body’s natural rhythms can be extra dangerous when you’re already at risk. (UAB.edu)
#3.) Less productivity. A study at Penn State found that the Monday after the switch to Daylight Savings, there’s a HUGE jump in online searches for frivolous things, like celebrity gossip, because everyone’s too tired to focus. (Cosmopolitan)
-Top words of advice from mom… MORE
-Wife number one encouraged to “friend” wife number two on Facebook, man charged with bigamy… MORE
Friday Mar 9, 2012:
-Only 5% of men have a fear of commitment, more men fear public speaking. MORE
Thursday Mar 8, 2012:
-Peyton Manning says goodbye to Colts fans… MORE
-If your boss gets irritated at you for taking so many smoke breaks, it’s probably because you’re giving yourself a vacation… 10 minutes at a time. MORE
-Mantyhose? My gawd people… really?? Do we really need this??? MORE
Wednesday Mar 7, 2012:
-You think gas is expensive per gallon? Here are some other liquids that are way more expensive! MORE
-How do you avoid a $33 bar tab? How about $600 worth of damage? MORE
Tuesday Mar 6, 2012:
-According to “Fortune” magazine, the buzzwords companies use in job ads tell you what it’s like to work for them . . . in a bad way. If they’re looking for someone “detail-oriented”, it might mean they’re control freaks. “Team player” means you’ll have to take whatever they dish out for the good of the team. “Self-starter” means they give you no guidance, and “self-motivated” means it’s probably a sales job. MORE
-Elderly suffers Hit-N-Run by an elderly person… on a scooter. MORE
-What kind of PUNK-KID disrespects a delicious high-sugar breakfast like this… MORE
-Top Signs Your Favorite Major League Baseball Team is Gonna Suck
With spring training under way, we thought it’d be a good time to present you with the Top Signs Your Favorite Major League Baseball Team is Gonna Suck.
–They acquired a star during the off-season. Unfortunately, the star is Stephen Hawking.
–When asked what he most looks forward to this season, the star pitcher responds, “Showering with other dudes.”
–All they can talk about during spring training is the latest episode of “Dance Moms”.
–They’re running a promotion where the 1,000th fan to enter the park on opening day gets to pitch the first six innings.
–Everyone on the team speaks English.
Monday Mar 5, 2012:
-Uhm, before you DINE-N-DASH make sure your servers (and the rest of the volunteer staff) aren’t cops! MORE
Friday Mar 2, 2012:
-C’mon stab me so I can get out of my probation meeting! MORE
-Who’s down with the madness? MORE
Thursday Mar 1, 2012:
-Marine credits karma for huge winnings… MORE
-You Waste $75 of Gas Every Year Driving the Wrong Way . . . Because You Aren’t Paying Attention. MORE
Wednesday Feb 29, 2012:
-Ever lied about seeing a classic movie such as Casablanca? You’re not alone… MORE
-It’s a leap year, and today is February 29th . . . LEAP DAY. It’s like a free, bonus day for you to experience the joy of living! Or, for people in prison, an extra day to spend locked up. Here are four random facts about Leap Day for you to throw around. MORE
Tuesday Feb 28, 2012:
-According to a new survey, 59% would rather have their partner gain 20 IQ points than lose 20 pounds! As I read the other stats I have come to the conclusion that people lied! MORE
-Van with 5-foot tires crushes car at The Redneck Yacht Club. MORE
-Dog starts world’s biggest BBQ… MORE
Monday Feb 27, 2012:
-I’ve gotta hand it to this guy… he’s an idiot! AND so is his one handed friend. Yes, insurance fraud is a crime and so is cutting your friend’s hand off. The village gains another idiot, uh, make that two… MORE
-19 Pepsi flavors you’ve probably never heard of, Pink Pepsi… really? MORE
-This guy could very well be the dumbest robber of the week… MORE
-Apparently, LUMBERJACKS get the best sleep. They cut trees by day, saw logs at night! Could it be the red plaid flanel and thick beard? MORE
Friday Feb 24, 2012:
-Idiot “Targeted” as next resident of the village“. Last June, a 28-year-old Target employee in New Jersey tried to pull a worker’s comp scam. She triggered a storeroom shelf to drop a bunch of boxes on her, and hurt her head, neck, and back in the process. But she forgot about the security cameras in the storeroom. She could get up to 10 years in prison for fraud. MORE
-From our own back yard… Victim stabbed with meat fork at cookout, suspect arrested and grilled by investigators… MORE
Thursday Feb 23, 2012:
-If you’re going to be an imposter do you: A. Choose to be an airline pilot? B. Sneak your way in to a White House party, or C. Pretend to be the new General Manager at Denny’s? THE ANSWER
-Aussie woman steals $30,000 from Nigerian internet scammers… MOEE
-OMG He’s got an electric cigarette! MORE
